On Snow and Probability

My friends, I am happy to report that it is now snowing.  Or, in other words, there is a 100% probability that it is, at this very moment, snowing outside.  As to the foreseeable future, I admit that there is a very high probability of snowfall occurring over the next several hours.  I still contend, however, that there is NOT a 100% chance of snow.  It is still possible (though not altogether likely) that South Dakota will experience a sudden warming trend due to the presence of several good-size dragons arriving in the atmosphere and breathing heavily.
In other news regarding snow and probabilities, there is currently a 100% chance that I will not have to teach today.  This is because there is a 100% chance that our school district suddenly came to its senses and called off school.

There is also a 100% chance that snow days, as I often say, is tight.

~ by haysa on March 31, 2008.